Customer: "Hey, I want a Panamera, but with worse mileage and slower, and more expensive"

"Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
06/13/2019 at 15:45 • Filed to: None

VW: Say no more.

Customer: I also don’t want to be able to drive it in the center of mayor cities in less than five years. I want an archaic engine that does not fit at all the character of this hypothetical car.
VW: We got ya

Customer: Oh, and all that work you’re putting in the suspension? I don’t give a fuck, I want at least 21 inch wheels.
VW: Sure.

Oh, Also I want it to be less practical than a Panamera.
VW: We know exactly how to do it sir.

DISCUSSION (22)

OPPOsaurus WRX > Spanfeller is a twat
06/13/2019 at 15:53

Customer: The guy in the office next to me just bought a Panamera, I want him to feel like a peasant.

VW: got ya Sir

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Spanfeller is a twat
06/13/2019 at 15:55

Yeah but whoever buys that could care less about milage and they are a different type of person, probably old and had a previous model. A Panamera doesn’t have the same cache with their demographic. I’d personally take a metallic brown Panamera 4 Sport Turismo hybrid with a red interior.

Spanfeller is a twat > OPPOsaurus WRX
06/13/2019 at 15:56

the rivalry that spans the entire corporate ladder is tightly held in Monopoly by VW.

The interns have a Golf
Their boss has an A3
Their boss has an A5
Their boss has a Porsche Macan
Their boss has an RS7
Their boss has a Panamera 4
Their Boss has a 911 Turbo
Their boss has a Panamera Turbo S E-Hybrid
Finally, the CEO has a Flying spur.

dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford > Spanfeller is a twat
06/13/2019 at 15:57

In that market, it’s not about the speed or efficiency.

I’d rather have the Bentley

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Spanfeller is a twat
06/13/2019 at 15:57

Looks better than a Panamera at least

Spanfeller is a twat > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
06/13/2019 at 15:58

It’s a high bar, the new panamera is very handsome. But I agree.

CalzoneGolem > Spanfeller is a twat
06/13/2019 at 15:58

And uglier.

Spanfeller is a twat > dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford
06/13/2019 at 15:58

If the bentley came with the hybrid V8 of the Panamera, I’d be head overheels. But that W12 is simply too old.

Spanfeller is a twat > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)
06/13/2019 at 15:59

The red interior looks killer in the Panamera.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Spanfeller is a twat
06/13/2019 at 16:00

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
06/13/2019 at 16:01

oatley!

i spazzed out and had a premature publish

happens to everyone right?

Spanfeller is a twat > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
06/13/2019 at 16:02

one in three men have premature publish, don’t worry, you’re not alone.

Spanfeller is a twat > CalzoneGolem
06/13/2019 at 16:02

I think both cars are much more attractive than their Mk1 counterparts.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Spanfeller is a twat
06/13/2019 at 16:04

Yeah I saw the combo I mentioned in a parking garage and I was impressed. Too bad Porsche maintenance is not cheap.

412GTI > Spanfeller is a twat
06/13/2019 at 16:14

Looks much better than the prior version, but yeah a Panamera Turbo S Hybrid has a way cooler powertrain.

I think the smaller V8 option Bentley offers is more well regarded than the W12.

Spanfeller is a twat > 412GTI
06/13/2019 at 16:18

I think the Bentayga hybrid is the best car they make because of the powertrain

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Spanfeller is a twat
06/13/2019 at 16:21

In my case, the intern has a Jetta and the CEO has a Mulsanne, but close enough.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Spanfeller is a twat
06/13/2019 at 16:23

It’s not supposed to be racier or more efficient than a Panamera. It’s supposed to be a big, fast, ultra-isolated luxury sledgehammer, and my money is that it’ll do that quite well.

LongbowMkII > Spanfeller is a twat
06/13/2019 at 16:35

Plebeian take

Spanfeller is a twat > LongbowMkII
06/13/2019 at 17:21

For it to be a truly plebeian replace Bentley with porsche and panamera with stinger

punkgoose17 > Spanfeller is a twat
06/13/2019 at 19:42

This actually looks good the Panamera does not.

wafflesnfalafel > Spanfeller is a twat
06/14/2019 at 00:05

but oh so sexy....